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I went to the country club today with my boss and a couple of co-workers, it was fun. Golf is the greatest sport in the world. Can you think of a sport that requires as much skill and precision as golf does? Ha, Tim kept calling the poor caddie "Pedro," which is probably his name anyways though, considering that Pedro makes up 25% of mexican men's names. Still, the poor guy was all flustered and pathetic, it was kind of sad. As you can tell, I'm in a pretty kind and sympathetic mood today. Plus, I'm a fighter for minority rights!

Just leaving you with an Ann Coulter picture. She was in Time magazine as one of the top 100 people of the year or something in entertainment. She's damn hot.



Too many celebrities in Hollywood are fat these days. Have you seen that girl from the Simple Life or whatever it's called lately? And that nasty bitch, Sarah Michelle Parker from Sex and the City. What's up with all that flab? Nasty...we definitely need more women like Ann Coulter in Hollywood.

What do you think? I stole it from some dumbfuck in liberal_icons and fixed it up.

THANK FUCKING GOD!! This guy is the shit. I really didn't freakin' like sean paul...he was kind of a freak. We need someone who really understands christianity...well, catholicism is kinda bullshit anyways. So fuck that.

It's funny when women spend all of their time talking about what a bitch they are on the internet. Mainly with younger girls, but there are still women at my job like this (40's, 50's...)

"I am a 100% bitch. Don't be fooled by my beauty, if you piss me off I will whoop your and eat your pussy and talk shit about you, because I'm an insecure little twat who loves to go around online and tell people how ugly and lame they are and how they should go kill themselves and get HIV."

Yes, you are SUCH a cool bitch because you tell twelve year olds they're ugly and need to die, give yourself a medal. Not a bitch, more like a needy little kid who's dad made them feel bad when they were little so this is their way of getting attention and trying to build self-esteem. And people way over do it on the internet since they are anonymous to a degree.

And even when women get older they don't stop. Today at my office two female co-workers were jabbering on and on about another woman l in the office and how she was so ugly and fat and had the nastiest haircut. Sheila came in five minutes later. "Hey, Sheila, how are you today, honey?" Haha.

Women. You notice guys don't act like this?

Maybe some of you have noticed, I haven't been myself the past few days. I've been having some problems. Well, sadly I had to dump my short-term girlfriend today. She was pretty nice, really good in bed, but lately I've notice that she's put on a few pounds. I just can't deal with that, I can have some hog riding me, their flab bouncing everywhere. She's not huge, but when I first started dating her six months ago she was about 105 (she's 5'5"). Since then she's started taking some medicine for depression that makes a lot of people gain weight (zyprexa), and now she's about to hit 130. I told her once she got to that I wasn't going to be able to be with her anymore. She understands and says she'll call me when she drops the weight. She was a sweet girl, and I don't say that about too many women.

All liberals are gay.

George Bush is the best president since Reagan.

Hustler is better quality than Playboy.

Sarah Jessica Parker is fat.

Today someone at work was talking about how stupid George Bush is. So I started debating with him about certain issues and he's like "You know what, to be honest I don't know much about politics," and thne sort of mumbled something and changed the subject. LMAO liberals are so fucking stupid.

I am so glad that we're finally moving away from all of these bullshit Hollywood values and getting back to real values, like family, friends, religion, and tradition. People like Susan Sarandon, Bruce Springsteen, and Michael Moore are corrupting our country. It's a real problem. People are obsessed with homosexuality, pre-marital sex, athiesm, cults, etc. thanks to Hollywood. Homosexuality is NOT okay, and natural, I think that's very clear. It's not until recently that it's been such a trendy and fun thing to do. Thanks, Hollywood. The Bible is the word of God, and He says that homosexuality will put you in hell. END OF STORY. Deal with it. It's also not okay to have sex out of marriage. The chances of you getting AIDS are about ten times as much if you have sex with someone you're not married to. You also have a higher chance of getting pregnant before you're married even if you use a condom.

"While using a condom, you can still become pregnant. Condoms have an annual contraceptive failure rate of 18.4 percent for girls under age 18 (1). And among young, unmarried, minority women the annual failure rate is 36.3 percent; among unmarried Hispanic women it is as high as 44.5 percent (2)."

http://www.staycatholic.com/are_condoms_foolproof.htm